The definitive new manager speculation thread

I don’t care who is the new manager as long as they:
  • have an idea of how to incorporate the different skills of the various players
  • plays a system and style that brings out the best of our better players
  • get us playing well at home without losing the ability to get results away
  • manage to bring on the young uns while still getting mileage out of the old uns
  • makes us entertaining and hard to beat
  • stop us giving away sloppy goals
  • find a 25 goal a season striker for £250 who can also head a ball, hold it up, runs fast
  • can play 3,5,2; 5,2,3; 4,2,4; 4,4,2; 8,1,1,; 2,1,7; all during the same game
  • never loses another game
  • convinces refs to give us penalties
  • resolves the P & M debate
  • gets decent stock and goods in the shop
  • knows all the words to Let ‘em come
  • doesn’t have an y West Ham friends
  • can’t read a train timetable
 
VassalsWall said:
I don’t care who is the new manager as long as they:
  • have an idea of how to incorporate the different skills of the various players
  • plays a system and style that brings out the best of our better players
  • get us playing well at home without losing the ability to get results away
  • manage to bring on the young uns while still getting mileage out of the old uns
  • makes us entertaining and hard to beat
  • stop us giving away sloppy goals
  • find a 25 goal a season striker for £250 who can also head a ball, hold it up, runs fast
  • can play 3,5,2; 5,2,3; 4,2,4; 4,4,2; 8,1,1,; 2,1,7; all during the same game
  • never loses another game
  • convinces refs to give us penalties
  • resolves the P & M debate
  • gets decent stock and goods in the shop
  • knows all the words to Let ‘em come
  • doesn’t have an y West Ham friends
  • can’t read a train timetable
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All I want is a manager with a plan B.
 
VassalsWall said:
I don’t care who is the new manager as long as they:
  • have an idea of how to incorporate the different skills of the various players
  • plays a system and style that brings out the best of our better players
  • get us playing well at home without losing the ability to get results away
  • manage to bring on the young uns while still getting mileage out of the old uns
  • makes us entertaining and hard to beat
  • stop us giving away sloppy goals
  • find a 25 goal a season striker for £250 who can also head a ball, hold it up, runs fast
  • can play 3,5,2; 5,2,3; 4,2,4; 4,4,2; 8,1,1,; 2,1,7; all during the same game
  • never loses another game
  • convinces refs to give us penalties
  • resolves the P & M debate
  • gets decent stock and goods in the shop
  • knows all the words to Let ‘em come
  • doesn’t have an y West Ham friends
  • can’t read a train timetable
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Get them 2 a penny
 
I think Muscat is a distraction.
It suits the club to deflect from what is really going on.
I still think we will be surprised by the ultimate winner.
 
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