Quotes from the Charlton no life forum
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Wippa
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They’re 48 million in debt?
Expert reveals the state of Charlton Athletic's financial situation
A breakdown of the previous financial year at Charlton Athletic
footballleagueworld.co.uk
described as losses in this article
Life with the Lions
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Spotters on CharltonNoLife during their game against Ipswich and then later in the post match thread:
Forever Addickted
”Millwall 1-0 PNE
Definition of kicking an Addick between the legs whilst they're down”
golfaddick
”Millwall winning. Teams around them doing their best to give them a play off place. If they finish in the top 6 team wont like playing them at the Den.
Wembley here they come”
Lazy_eye_metaphor
”Us losing.
Preston losing.
Another nightmare Saturday looming.
That 1 litre bottle of whisky is looking tempting. Question is, will it be enough?”
ross1
”Preston rrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh” (when we went 2 up I guess?)
O-Randy-Hunt
”What a day this is turning out to be. Millwall winning and going up. Palace winning and staying up. We are getting thumped. All I need now is my horses to fall at the first fence. Woohoo.”
soapy_Jones
”Sandgaard you fucking clown!
Palarse 2-0
Spanners 2-0
Charlton 0-6”
Last and definitely the most least, our Millwall hating mate, oohahhmortimer
”You just know they’re getting in them and will fluke them the spawny jammy fuckers! They’ve had such a pony run but so have most around them ffs. 6th spot has been filled by a team on the points below and this year will be a low one as they’re all tripping over themselves to gift the scum a spot in the play offs!”
Today they had a 6-0 drubbing disaster from Ipswich, only to read of more disaster after the game:
“Hate to be the bearer of bad news but we mathematically can’t make play-offs now #cafc”
— Louis Mendez (@LouisMend) April 15, 2023
Oh dear, how sad, never mind!
Forever Addickted
”Millwall 1-0 PNE
Definition of kicking an Addick between the legs whilst they're down”
golfaddick
”Millwall winning. Teams around them doing their best to give them a play off place. If they finish in the top 6 team wont like playing them at the Den.
Wembley here they come”
Lazy_eye_metaphor
”Us losing.
Preston losing.
Another nightmare Saturday looming.
That 1 litre bottle of whisky is looking tempting. Question is, will it be enough?”
ross1
”Preston rrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh” (when we went 2 up I guess?)
O-Randy-Hunt
”What a day this is turning out to be. Millwall winning and going up. Palace winning and staying up. We are getting thumped. All I need now is my horses to fall at the first fence. Woohoo.”
soapy_Jones
”Sandgaard you fucking clown!
Palarse 2-0
Spanners 2-0
Charlton 0-6”
Last and definitely the most least, our Millwall hating mate, oohahhmortimer
”You just know they’re getting in them and will fluke them the spawny jammy fuckers! They’ve had such a pony run but so have most around them ffs. 6th spot has been filled by a team on the points below and this year will be a low one as they’re all tripping over themselves to gift the scum a spot in the play offs!”
Today they had a 6-0 drubbing disaster from Ipswich, only to read of more disaster after the game:
“Hate to be the bearer of bad news but we mathematically can’t make play-offs now #cafc”
— Louis Mendez (@LouisMend) April 15, 2023
Oh dear, how sad, never mind!
The money they'll get from winning the champions league should cover that*Expert reveals the state of Charlton Athletic's financial situation
A breakdown of the previous financial year at Charlton Athletic
described as losses in this article
Hahaha. Just a slight glitch no doubtTractor Boys 6 (six) - 0 Spotters:
Post-Match Thread:
Bailey
4:59PM
Fuck me, this could be a rant fest !
soapy_jones
5:01PM edited 5:03PM
Sangaard you fucking clown!
<Edit>
Palarse 2-0
Spanners 2-0
Charlton 0-6
If it wasn't for the red card, they would have.......erm........still got smashed up.
SmallwallSpotters on CharltonNoLife during their game against Ipswich and then later in the post match thread:
Forever Addickted
”Millwall 1-0 PNE
Definition of kicking an Addick between the legs whilst they're down”
golfaddick
”Millwall winning. Teams around them doing their best to give them a play off place. If they finish in the top 6 team wont like playing them at the Den.
Wembley here they come”
Lazy_eye_metaphor
”Us losing.
Preston losing.
Another nightmare Saturday looming.
That 1 litre bottle of whisky is looking tempting. Question is, will it be enough?”
ross1
”Preston rrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh” (when we went 2 up I guess?)
O-Randy-Hunt
”What a day this is turning out to be. Millwall winning and going up. Palace winning and staying up. We are getting thumped. All I need now is my horses to fall at the first fence. Woohoo.”
soapy_Jones
”Sandgaard you fucking clown!
Palarse 2-0
Spanners 2-0
Charlton 0-6”
Last and definitely the most least, our Millwall hating mate, oohahhmortimer
”You just know they’re getting in them and will fluke them the spawny jammy fuckers! They’ve had such a pony run but so have most around them ffs. 6th spot has been filled by a team on the points below and this year will be a low one as they’re all tripping over themselves to gift the scum a spot in the play offs!”
Today they had a 6-0 drubbing disaster from Ipswich, only to read of more disaster after the game:
“Hate to be the bearer of bad news but we mathematically can’t make play-offs now #cafc”
— Louis Mendez (@LouisMend) April 15, 2023
Oh dear, how sad, never mind!
Millwalljohn
Well-known member
It was the name 'Spanners' that caught my attention lolSmallwall
Ilderton Wanderer
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…..by the way does anybody know how their latest ‘five year plan’ is getting on? It must nearing that time when some other mug comes along again and hoodwinks them into believing it’s only another five years until they win the champions league.
Kryan Bing
Well-known member
Judging by the way it's turning out, It was never a ‘Five year plan’. That was just an optimistic misquote from suicidal Spotters.
It should have read, a 'Five Year Old Plan'. It was devised in the Boardroom
of 'Busy Bees at Charlton' ......by a Five Year old:
It should have read, a 'Five Year Old Plan'. It was devised in the Boardroom
of 'Busy Bees at Charlton' ......by a Five Year old:
The financial statement states potentially they’ll owe the Belgian money if they get promoted to the Premiership by 2030 
Do you know why they call us that? I do.
The German Herman
Well-known member
I'm guessing it's something to do with the stadium being bolted together?
Anton what?
Active member
Is it from the 80’s when one of our young supporters chucked a spanner
on the pitch at Reading away? It was in the papers the next day.
Life with the Lions
Well-known member
Yeah, they call it ‘The Toolbox’
Think it’s also a play on words, with them thinking we’re ‘tools’
They think themselves so witty, don’t they?
The German Herman
Well-known member
They are just the same spotty fools they have always been.Yeah, they call it ‘The Toolbox’
Think it’s also a play on words, with them thinking we’re ‘tools’
They think themselves so witty, don’t they?
They've hit a couple of minor issues, being dealt with as i type so only a matter time before they finish top three in the premier league. I say top three because Newcastle have had the cheek come along and slightly out spend them hence the downgrade to third. Obviously only a matter of time before they walk that division and take europe by storm.
The 6-0 humiliation at Ipswich was planned to lure other champion league clubs chairmen into a false sense of security so they wouldn't raid the spotters for their star players on free transfers or for peanuts. They were only going to concede five but decided on six when they saw the number of fingers on the Ipswich chairmans right hand.
There's no flies on The Danish Hendrix is there! Wish we had him but lets not dwell on that cause that ship has sailed and we'll have to suffer in silence.
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Millwalljohn
Well-known member
I don't but found it amusing lol
I always thought that mate but no, as Life with the Lions has just explained.
Don't think so mate, never knew or heard about the Reading event!Is it from the 80’s when one of our young supporters chucked a spanner