Owl
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@Millwall-84 Well there's that cartoon out the window mate because this just cannot be topped. Should've skipped morning cig as my lungs are fucking spent.
Fat Steak Bake Dan
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Owl
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Afraid he's the centerpiece just now- back to a three-fer: Gok Wan, Ulster's cock and whatshisname.. Entitled "Gash of the Titans"
Gaeilge Millwall
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Well if Gok Wan is gonna be there.........
Larry Grayson as doorman ?????
Larry Grayson as doorman ?????
Millwall-84
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What about Paul Skinback ?
High Life Street 2.0
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rumour going around twitter that fat dan once ate 46 gregg's sausage rolls in one bus stop sitting in bexley heath.
Millwall-84
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Rumour going around that Fat Bake Steak Dan once ate 100 pukka pies in under 10 seconds.
Personally i think its a load of bollocks, i think it was 8 seconds.
Personally i think its a load of bollocks, i think it was 8 seconds.
Kryan Bing
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Rumour going round that Fat Bake Steak Dan had fuck all to do on Saturday...
(So) he ate himself.
(So) he ate himself.
Shawmi
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Rumour that Greggs will be rebranding, Head of Greggs commercial department said this was an obvious and easy decision for us here at the Greggs family to simply rename our famous bakery to “Dan’s”
To purchase any of our products in the future you will be required to be at least 30 stone, grow a gay looking beard, sweat allot and have fuck all knowledge of Millwall Football Club.
To purchase any of our products in the future you will be required to be at least 30 stone, grow a gay looking beard, sweat allot and have fuck all knowledge of Millwall Football Club.
EVOJM1972
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I heard it was 46 Gregs he tried to eat and was only stopped when John Torode came to the rescue of Greg Wallace.
I've not seen Greg Rusedski for a while, so I've no reason to think it ain't true.
High Life Street 2.0
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jesus if that's true what an almighty fat cunt.
High Life Street 2.0
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rumours abound that a bakery in Deal, Kent, was trashed by Dan after staff refused to sell him the "entire shop"
EVOJM1972
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....on a bun
Millwall-84
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Kryan Bing
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Rumour has it that after changing his name from 'Fat Steak Bake Dan' to 'Fat Bake Steak Dan', he is now, once again....'Fat Steak Bake Dan'.
Fuck me, what a mouthful trying to type that.
Fuck me, what a mouthful trying to type that.
EVOJM1972
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That's what Dan saidRumour has it that after changing his name from 'Fat Steak Bake Dan' to 'Fat Bake Steak Dan', he is now, once again....'Fat Steak Bake Dan'.
Fuck me, what a mouthful trying to type that.
Owl
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He's been around just a bit longer than what many believe.. Discovered the Panorama documentary lost footage this weekend past.. Was unfortunate that this hadn't been chosen for the final cut and still hoping for the original, full version on DVD at some point:
"... F Troop. These are the real nutters.. But, the terraces during this era are stalked by another, more dangerous firm-of-one, as it were.. Loyal only to his own insatiable lust for all things consisting of fried portions of lard and sodium, he lives only for the vile fucking chaos of a "good sausaging" as he terms it- his own terrace lingo having been developed by younger, less experienced mobs having sprung up like an order of beer-battered mushrooms in his ample shadow.. These are: The Beltline, Meat-Ment and other such ne'er-do-wells always waiting in the wings to claim their bit of crumbs from the leavings of FSBD, though there are few to speak of.
Here, we see the typical result of his idea of "away days".. A town ravaged, another Greggs gutted beyond repair and the gargantuan, smelly "calling card" always left behind upon the oppos ground as a reminder that he'll be returning next season.
<Insert footage of @Millwall-84 interview>
"It was fucking horrid- just awful.. The screams, the blood- never thought he'd birth it mate, but what a monument! Some of us are missing limbs just now and the entirety of London looks as if she's been under blockade for a month.. Just fucking awful"
"... F Troop. These are the real nutters.. But, the terraces during this era are stalked by another, more dangerous firm-of-one, as it were.. Loyal only to his own insatiable lust for all things consisting of fried portions of lard and sodium, he lives only for the vile fucking chaos of a "good sausaging" as he terms it- his own terrace lingo having been developed by younger, less experienced mobs having sprung up like an order of beer-battered mushrooms in his ample shadow.. These are: The Beltline, Meat-Ment and other such ne'er-do-wells always waiting in the wings to claim their bit of crumbs from the leavings of FSBD, though there are few to speak of.
Here, we see the typical result of his idea of "away days".. A town ravaged, another Greggs gutted beyond repair and the gargantuan, smelly "calling card" always left behind upon the oppos ground as a reminder that he'll be returning next season.
<Insert footage of @Millwall-84 interview>
"It was fucking horrid- just awful.. The screams, the blood- never thought he'd birth it mate, but what a monument! Some of us are missing limbs just now and the entirety of London looks as if she's been under blockade for a month.. Just fucking awful"
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Shawmi
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When the away fans sing who ate all the pie’s everyone in the ground remains seated apart from one man, who very slowly stands due to 30 stone frame and many tires around his waste to acknowledge that he is responsible for no one else being able to purchase a pie… fat cunt !!
