Watch out for these Millwall supporters at Home Games

[hardleyse16]

I was about to go into full 'Falling Down'-mode,

. I went with the Mrs just after the COVID business was yesterday’s news. Only wanted the cheap breakfast but all these foreign fuckers had no idea of social distancing in the queue and I was copping the right pox. She never asked me to go again, good!

 

[Fashthebash]

What did we do with that fondu set ??

 

[Fashthebash]

Bought a shit rug there once. It looked shit it was shit. The missus said ‘look at this , isn’t it unique. Let’s get it’ I said it’s shit. She kept on I said ok to get out alive. Got home she put it in the front room. A week later it’s dumped in the garden. I said what’s up with the rug , she said ‘It’s shit ‘ …..

 

[Secondwave]

Went to Greenwich Aucion (before it closed). A ikea chest of draws fully assembled was up for sale (only 2 weeks old).
Auctioneer started at £10, no takers. He said ok £2, got a bid. With commission thats £2.36 for the lucky person (not me).

 

[partisan_lion]

This. I went once and nearly had a mental breakdown. I tried explaining the experience to a mate of mine - “imagine going shopping with your wife in a shop you hate, that’s technically a maze that you can’t exit until you’ve walked through every section, in amongst crowds of over excited cunts - for 3 hours. When you exit, it’s actually like leaving a night club in the day light but you’re absolutely delighted you managed to make it out, and rather strangely happy to sit in a queue to leave the car park because your so relieved to be in your car”

imagine that.

Purgatory.

 

[lottwall]

Norwich looked like a mong turnout. Birds gesturing and rowing with OB, bods throwing chairs and weak attempts at trying to get through the line of stewards. A lot of bouncing up and down.

It was pathetic. A few stewards and a barrier about 2 ft high stopped our mongs from confronting the Norwich lot. If you ain’t gonna go and whack someone , then don’t bother with all the verbals. It was embarrassing.

 

[EVOJM1972]

Bought a shit rug there once. It looked shit it was shit. The missus said ‘look at this , isn’t it unique. Let’s get it’ I said it’s shit. She kept on I said ok to get out alive. Got home she put it in the front room. A week later it’s dumped in the garden. I said what’s up with the rug , she said ‘It’s shit ‘ …..

 

[Overseaswall]

There was dancing there but a few did try old bill were up there as well not just stewards

 

[Wippa]

It was pathetic. A few stewards and a barrier about 2 ft high stopped our mongs from confronting the Norwich lot. If you ain’t gonna go and whack someone , then don’t bother with all the verbals. It was embarrassing.

Oh dear

 

[lottwall]

Oh dear

Mate it was pathetic. In our lot we’re women , blokes in shirts all giving loads of verbals to the Norwich lot who were a matter of feet away , yet we’re “held back” by a few stewards and a barrier that came up as high as your knees.

 

[ParisWall]

It was pathetic. A few stewards and a barrier about 2 ft high stopped our mongs from confronting the Norwich lot. If you ain’t gonna go and whack someone , then don’t bother with all the verbals. It was embarrassing.

Just a couple of points, mate.

The barrier was higher than two foot.

I'm a 29" inside leg, and the top of the barrier was way past my bollocks.

I'm not a mong, a bit forgetful at times, but you may be if you reach 72.

Admittedly, I missed the first half having got lost down by the river; I tried to get the Monks' Chant going a couple of times, but the bloke next to me thought he'd trodden on my foot.

I told a copper 'no one like us' - he said he understood why!

In fact, I thought we put on a decent show; tried to dismantle one of the seats, but my spanners are British Standard Whitworth, not American Standard Fine.

 

[Terry_Hurlock]

How anyone has an intact achilles tendon when shopping at ikea ill never know...evil place