Millwall v Crystal Palace
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The always ultras will sneak in unnoticed without a peep from them. Inside they'll bang a drum and sing shit songs nicked from foreign clubs ( it will stop if we score) then unfurl a violent looking banner with a few insults on it. There proper nasty chaps will smash up the sinks and urinals before going completely over the top by launching a tube of acne cream into the west upper. Be on guard chaps, i've heard they can get quite nasty after a double knickerbocker glory with extra hundreds and thousands.
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partisan_lion
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My cousin is married to a Nigel but,his name is Trevor (actually a really good fella) and the rest of our family always wondered how my cousin managed to get the wedding ring over his foam finger..A proper Arthur.C Clarke mystery.
Phlion54
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3 months in Pantonville,going to hang out with his mates , would have been longer but he had a good "brief"He got a suspendered sentence
70sCR
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Given up on the briefs but just sorted myself a Wilson.Get your coat, a Taxi is on the way...oh.... and don't forget your Mask.
Tickets now on general sale
King of The Jungle
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Brilliant!
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Lion of rotherhithe
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Yes you should be, be very careful if you see this oneShould I be worried about those palace ultras?
Andover_Lion
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Just seen on the official Palace site that they’re running coaches to the Den for £18.
I expect the Ultras will have a buddy system where they have to hold hands until they get through the turnstiles.
I expect the Ultras will have a buddy system where they have to hold hands until they get through the turnstiles.
Life with the Lions
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And if they get lost, they’ll be told not to cry, but to be terribly brave and go and see a match steward, who will show them to the away end, where they’ll be reunited with the buddy who lost them in the fucking first place!
Leaflets will be given out to the Ultras upon arrival at the Den, expressly forbidding them to approach a yellow jacketed steward, known to all as ‘Lurch’ on account that he’s a grass and a wrong’un!
If cowards way from the station to the away end didn't exist they'd bring less than a thousand herberts. The trainspotters bring more to the Den than that lot, obviously our part of south London isn't there's* fucking strings.
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onlyagame
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£18? It’s one stop on the train from Norwood Junction to New Cross? They must be even bigger c***s than I thought
They have a thing about coaches, they're not the brightest bunch either them always ultra's. I suppose it's understandable when 20 middle class, spotty, frustrated, unfuckable virgins mob up. They have the front to call us thick and mindless 
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Crystal Palace fans vandalise their own team coach by mistake
Police have been informed after Crystal Palace’s team coach was vandalised hours before Saturday’s game against Middlesbrough.
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70sCR
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They have a thing about coaches, they're not the brightest bunch either them always ultra's. I suppose it's understandable when 20 middle class, spotty, frustrated, unfuckable virgins mob up. They have the front to call us thick and mindless
Crystal Palace fans vandalise their own team coach by mistake
Police have been informed after Crystal Palace’s team coach was vandalised hours before Saturday’s game against Middlesbrough.
markmwal953
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Hilarious .They have a thing about coaches, they're not the brightest bunch either them always ultra's. I suppose it's understandable when 20 middle class, spotty, frustrated, unfuckable virgins mob up. They have the front to call us thick and mindless
Crystal Palace fans vandalise their own team coach by mistake
Police have been informed after Crystal Palace’s team coach was vandalised hours before Saturday’s game against Middlesbrough.
Stompie
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I got kicked out of that 3-0 game for repeatedly standing on the steps. After the third goal I was reverling In It like everyone else and I got dragged out because of It. I left calmly which Is novel for me yet I counted, and made a point of It, 13 stewards and 9 old bill to escort me down the stairs. I was leaving peacefully. Then they took me to a room and took my photo up against a height chart, which Is when I started to get the hump and was threatened with arrest just for calling the silly wpc slag out on my treatment. There was Wall staff members present who didn't give a shit and that was the day I fucked Millwall off for 5 or 6 years.
I only went back because of Harris and the fact that I missed It all dearly. I haven't forgot the way they treated me though for celebrating a hat trick against a local rival on New Years Day. That's why I have a underling current of spite towards our club In my attitude and through my posts. Not towards the fans and what Wall means of course. They're both Integral things In my life that keep me sane. It's the bunch of cunts and set up above It which fills me with anger and rage. I haven't yet got over It.