Haters Arms

[champs08]

Was empty last night.

I peered through the window and all I could see was the fruit machine flashing. Someone had left it with £6 credit and flashing holds with 2 triple bars available. I reckon someone left hastily after the second goal? . . . . . .

 

[BigPaul]

Was empty last night.

I peered through the window and all I could see was the fruit machine flashing. Someone had left it with £6 credit and flashing holds with 2 triple bars available. I reckon someone left hastily after the second goal? . . . . . .

I went in round the back later. Took the 100 quid jackpot and legged it.

 

[Kryan Bing]

I went back even later on to nab the Jackpot, but it had gone.
Anyway, on the way out I passed someone shagging some bird up against the Fire Exit door. It sounded like she was shouting out his name, "Justin, Justin".
He said, "Nah, my name is Dave".
She said "I know, your're that Dave Littlecock...I was just letting you know that it's Just in, Just in..."

 

[onlyagame]

The golfer Justin Thomas has got an unfortunate name

 

[Gaeilge Millwall]

I hear its being turned in to a pop up shop now .................

 

[HappyLion]

To be fair there was one bloke there. Said he was a 24 hour plumber changing out the copper piping. Shy bloke. Everytime a car went by he ducked behind the bar.

 

[Lionwolf]

Like a geezer I know who runs a bar. Open one minute, closed the next!

 

[craywall70]

You need to rename it ,
Rowett we don’t understand the team selection,formation,tactics or substitutions.

 

[Ulster Lion]

Any strippers?

 

[superlion]

The golfer Justin Thomas has got an unfortunate name

Never mind Justin Thomas my work colleague is John Thomas he doesn't half get some, stick that his.

 

[onlyagame]

Never mind Justin Thomas my work colleague is John Thomas he doesn't half get some, stick that his.

Is he from Welling?
You’re better being Well in than Just in

 

[Saxon Lion]

Any strippers?

Wallpaper or women?

 

[Kryan Bing]

Wallpaper or women?

Just women, I should think. I can't imagine Ulster papering over any cracks.

 

[Gaeilge Millwall]

Just women, I should think. I can't imagine Ulster papering over any cracks.

Depends on the crack ....

 

[rooferboy]

Never closed fully, just on a day to day licence.

 

[Kryan Bing]

Depends on the crack ....

He has absolutely no quality control - Any crack will do !!

 

[Ulster Lion]

He has absolutely no quality control - Any crack will do !!

That's a rather cruel statement.
I'll have you know, that as I mature, I have found myself to have a more discerning approach.
I prefer them alive now.

 

[craywall70]

That's a rather cruel statement.
I'll have you know, that as I mature, I have found myself to have a more discerning approach.
I prefer them alive now.

Do they ever survive an encounter with you Ulster ?

 

[Ulster Lion]

Only

Do they ever survive an encounter with you Ulster ?

2 did. And I married them both.

 

[Stowwall]

Seen better days, after Ulster left Plastic Patricia to close to the 3 bar electric fire.