I went in round the back later. Took the 100 quid jackpot and legged it.Was empty last night.
I peered through the window and all I could see was the fruit machine flashing. Someone had left it with £6 credit and flashing holds with 2 triple bars available. I reckon someone left hastily after the second goal? . . . . . .
Never mind Justin Thomas my work colleague is John Thomas he doesn't half get some, stick that his.The golfer Justin Thomas has got an unfortunate name
Is he from Welling?Never mind Justin Thomas my work colleague is John Thomas he doesn't half get some, stick that his.
Wallpaper or women?Any strippers?
Wallpaper or women?
Depends on the crack ....Just women, I should think. I can't imagine Ulster papering over any cracks.
Depends on the crack ....
That's a rather cruel statement.He has absolutely no quality control - Any crack will do !!
Do they ever survive an encounter with you Ulster ?That's a rather cruel statement.
I'll have you know, that as I mature, I have found myself to have a more discerning approach.
I prefer them alive now.
2 did. And I married them both.Do they ever survive an encounter with you Ulster ?