Reminds me.
My first job was working for Lloyds Bank Head Office in Lombard Street who regularly entered teams into various inter-departmental sports competitions.
On one occasion, having played a bit of rugby at school, I volunteered to represent my department. Being a scratch team we didn’t have kit and I was told to bring my own. I only had football shirts and a colleague kindly offered to lend me one of his.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, he actually played for Wasps and loaned me a genuine black Wasp shirt (that couldn’t be bought in a shop in those days) while he played in an old college top.
Needless to say the top was spotted by the opposition, I was targeted, got hammered every time I received the ball
and he had a field day thinking it very funny