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I would like to be in the premiership just to compare it too the old first division when we were there, I was 23-25 when we mixed with the big knobs and only missed one game (Villa first game), now I'm on the verge of retiring I would like one last bash of going everywhere before I go totally senile.
Also I'm a greedy cunt so throw in another cup final and a European tour.
You greedy cunt Ringo, but I’m with you on one last hurrah before they throw me in an OAP home.
 
Surely getting to the play off final every season would do us.
Packed Den every 2 weeks as we would be at the top all season,
Wembley visit just to piss the spotters off and final money every year.
Would do me
 
Not sure about that one; granted we don't get foam hands thank god, and no one seems to bring flags anymore, but I see quite a lot of shirts nowadays. Far more than there used to be.
It's just not right but a lot seem to be jolly foreigners , only a handful at away games thank god