What's happened in Spain?

[Wippa]

Hahaha fucks sakes mate. I had to come back to Peckham to get away from all the drugs, booze and violence. What a pair we are eh mate

How times have changed. Just came back from a night out in LC. The wife and daughter are necking porn star martinis and the like in cabanas, I was on the mocktails and 0.0% cerveza

 

[champs08]

How times have changed. Just came back from a night out in LC. The wife and daughter are necking porn star martinis and the like in cabanas, I was on the mocktails and 0.0% cerveza

Enjoy mate. Well deserved.

 

[Wippa]

Enjoy mate. Well deserved.

Cheers mate

 

[Peckham Lion]

How times have changed. Just came back from a night out in LC. The wife and daughter are necking porn star martinis and the like in cabanas, I was on the mocktails and 0.0% cerveza

Good for you mate. Abstinance makes you stronger. Contrary to popular belief you can still have fun without a booze plus you won't be feeling like shit in the morning. More power to you brother

 

[Kryan Bing]

ya hot dog sucking, pot bellied, bullet dodging, star spangled thundercunt.

 

[Wippa]

Good for you mate. Abstinance makes you stronger. Contrary to popular belief you can still have fun without a booze plus you won't be feeling like shit in the morning. More power to you brother

Thanks mate. Yeah I love sobriety. And as you say I can still have loads of fun, difference is I remember it the next day. Sitting here in the sun enjoying a crossaint and a cafe con leche with a clear head. Can’t beat it mate

 

[Kryan Bing]

Thanks mate. Yeah I love sobriety. And as you say I can still have loads of fun, difference is I remember it the next day. Sitting here in the sun enjoying a crossaint and a cafe con leche with a clear head. Can’t beat it mate

Can you do me a favour? Nip up to Santa Cruz and visit @ParisWall
Do you remember that fucking ol' tin can Sub he used for the five day round trip to Hull a few years back? Well....he's painted it Yellow and is running a tacky, back street, spiv company called, 'Submarine Safaris'.

If you see him, can you ask him to move the Sub and dock it somewhere else?
He's parked it next to my boat and it's fucking embarrassing when I have friends over for Crossaints, Cafe Con Leche, Cocktails and group sex parties.

 

[Wippa]

Can you do me a favour? Nip up to Santa Cruz and visit @ParisWall
Do you remember that fucking ol' tin can Sub he used for the five day round trip to Hull a few years back? Well....he's painted it Yellow and is running a tacky, back street, spiv company called, 'Submarine Safaris'.

If you see him, can you ask him to move the Sub and dock it somewhere else?
He's parked it next to my boat and it's fucking embarrissing when I have friends over for Crossaints, Cafe Con Leche, Cocktails and group sex parties.


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Course mate. I’ll do it during half time today

 

[Kryan Bing]

Course mate. I’ll do it during half time today

No rush, wait until after the game. He thinks it's a 7:45 kick-off local time, and won't be waking up until 6pm. He's always pissed in the afternoons and gets one of those 'Looky Looky' African geezers to drive the Sub.

It's this bloke.
And if you don't know Paris, that's him standing on the right in the Red Shorts with a dead Parrot on his shoulder.

 

[HastingsLion]

And a homer Simpson shirt

 

[leFerne]

Bloody hell, Paris has lost loads of weight.

 

[EVOJM1972]

No it doesn’t, last time I came back from Spain my missus knew everything that had happened from one of my mates wives. Grass!!!!!

Your mate wasn't Huw Edwards was it? His missus has form...

 

[Saxon Lion]

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