What's happened in Spain?

The rain stayed mainly on the plane. The rest of the rain stepped off and went toe to toe with an umbrella. West ham turned up and ran two clouds through the carpark which fucking ruined Cassandras carefully laid out display of DVDS and books on how to scale a lampost whilst shitting a house brick- volume 7.
 
I just got back from Los Christianos, had a great time but it was bloody hot out there. Make sure you wear a hat, Wippa, perhaps one to match your bumbag?
Erm it’s a man bag not a bum bag I’ll have you know.
Yeah we love it out here. Roasting at the moment and due to go up a bit the next couple of days then dip a bit thankfully
 
Erm it’s a man bag not a bum bag I’ll have you know.
Yeah we love it out here. Roasting at the moment and due to go up a bit the next couple of days then dip a bit thankfully
Met you out there when you were on the strip. Years ago! Probably 93/94