I'm here pitchside on a beautiful day at The Den.
I've gone Full Kit Wanker in the Yellow Away Shirt with black shorts.
Unfortunately, could not find my Sambas, so had to go light blue Crocs.
This is the first Open Day I've attended since Covid-19.
There was a young lad by the name of Besart Topalloj who had only been with us a few months.
I gave him a few tips on how to trap a ball, Moonwalk to the corner flag whilst taking a corner and to blow his nose using his thumb and forefinger.
Before you knew it, the lad was in the U21s
He showed how grateful he was by fucking off to Bromley last January!
Anyway, I'm talking to Abdul Abdulmalik at the moment. So good they named him twice!