The Nigels thread - the pride of south London* N/W

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Very sorry we couldn&#39;t get these out. Confiscated by <a href="https://twitter.com/BrentCouncil?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@BrentCouncil</a> on Wembley Way on health and safety grounds. And a Fixed Penalty Notice for my troubles. None the less, Palace fans showed everyone how it&#39;s done today. You were all utterly awesome. Love you all. xxx <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/cpfc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#cpfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/PauClM6RNd">https://t.co/PauClM6RNd</a></p>&mdash; Rich Wilsher (@RichWilsher) <a href=" ">April 17, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Very sorry we couldn&#39;t get these out. Confiscated by <a href="https://twitter.com/BrentCouncil?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@BrentCouncil</a> on Wembley Way on health and safety grounds. And a Fixed Penalty Notice for my troubles. None the less, Palace fans showed everyone how it&#39;s done today. You were all utterly awesome. Love you all. xxx <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/cpfc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#cpfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/PauClM6RNd">https://t.co/PauClM6RNd</a></p>&mdash; Rich Wilsher (@RichWilsher) <a href=" ">April 17, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
I mean ................ words are really failing me!!!!

I’ve got 32’000 balloons?????? That sentence alone........... this can’t be real. This is Harry Enfield and Paul whitehouse creating new characters
 
Come and get your free balloons ????

With the lions, it’s marching powder. Jibbing in.
Stella, turnouts, doors bashed in.
Can you imagine G B...... “ come on lads, let’s get the balloons “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t..... I just can’t take it anymore....

FREE BALLOONS....... ????????

🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine the call to the Nigels top boy to arrange a meet.

How many you got?

Err forty

We have sixty, can you muster anymore?

Well we're blowing as quick as we can,..............


Whooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Whooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


(bangs drum)
 
What unnerves me is their lack of shame to openly talk about their disappointment about their balloons being confiscated/or popped and their contrived atmosphere build up, or about their imaginary football status. I actually believe that they think it is perfectly normal behaviour... It's their kids I feel sorry for, I mean what does their future hold when the grown men around them act like that!
 
Some of the videos and pictures going round of these cunts yesterday defy belief. It’s one thing being a shirter or a scarfer but going round dressed up trying to convince everyone that you’re some kind of Eastern European nutter in cut off denim shorts with black t-shirt and sunglasses when you are actually a middle aged IT worker from Chipstead or Tadworth is beyond embarrassing.

Fucking hell, modern football is so shit isn’t it? Take me back to the days of running the gauntlet at away games trying to get from the station the the ground, dodging missiles for 90 minutes then having to successfully fight your way back afterwards only to get ambushed by some moody mob of West Ham at Euston. Palace Ultras? Give it up please you absolute pricks.
 
Its like a scene from the Untouchables...................

Sean Connery and Kevin Costner - "He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He puts one of yours in the hospital, you put on of his in the morgue"
That's how you get Capone.....................

However, over at the Nigels...............
Robin from IT and Trevor from the acne counter at Boots - "He pulls a knife, you pull a balloon" He puts one of yours in the hospital, you dress in black and make faces at him"
That's how you get Millwall