Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

Scary cunt, ha


moutuakilla
8:38PM
F you Roland. F you ESI. All the promise that came with the takeover at the new year followed by all the lies around the transfer embargo and the continued BS surrounding not satisfying the EFL and not selling the club. Added to that the continued frustrating to prevent owners coming in who could make a positive difference to us in so many ways. You're scum and I hope you stand on upturned plugs and rusty nails every day, in barefoot, for the rest of your days.
You're scum and I hope you stand on upturned plugs and rusty nails every day, in barefoot, for the rest of your days hahahahahaaha upturned plugs ffs!!
 
The difference between us and them is they seem obsessed with being a ‘big club’ and being premier league, and the ‘biggest club in south London’ (ha) and how people portray them and whether they see them as a big club or not. This is why they get so distraught when relegation beckons. They really are beside themselves over there.

We on the other hand could not give a fuck, and actually revel on the fact that we’re a smaller club punching above our weight.

When we get relegated it’s a bit gutting and we’re a bit pissed off for a day or two then we get on with it. To them lot it’s like their world has ended. Weirdos
 
The difference between us and them is they seem obsessed with being a ‘big club’ and being premier league, and the ‘biggest club in south London’ (ha) and how people portray them and whether they see them as a big club or not. This is why they get so distraught when relegation beckons. They really are beside themselves over there.

We on the other hand could not give a fuck, and actually revel on the fact that we’re a smaller club punching above our weight.

When we get relegated it’s a bit gutting and we’re a bit pissed off for a day or two then we get on with it. To them lot it’s like their world has ended. Weirdos
Another difference is that they are inbred!
 
They have a thread titled ‘Who is the biggest villain‘... where I am sure they will try and apportion the blame to the likes of the owners, present and former, Lyle Taylor, the EFL and even the likes of Brentford for ‘bottling it’.

I doubt anyone will suggest ‘Charlton fans’.

They insist that they are the biggest club in south London (despite actual statistics throwing this into doubt)... well, if that’s true why didn’t they:

• Whilst in the Premier League, rather than say Alan Curbishley had taken them as far as he could, why not say to the club that they were willing to start paying proper prices for season tickets and match day tickets to help give him more of a transfer kitty? No more having cheap tickets to attract armchair Arsenal etc fans. No more subsidised coach travel to bus school kids in from Kent.

• After their relegation in 2007, again say to the club that they were willing to pay proper prices to get the club back up, rather than insist that ticket prices remained low & the manager simply get the best out of budget.

• When the Belgian owner took over and revealed his sustainability plan, really get on board with it. At the time their academy was producing good players. If they were such a big regional club on a par with Derby County and Nottingham Forest, which some really believe they are, and the fact that they are the most holier than thou fans in the FL, why didn’t they go ‘great idea, but we need to charge higher prices and really come up and support the club’. Why weren’t 20-25,000 of them happy to pay £400-500 for a season ticket? They insist they are a big club. Surely they could have backed the Belgian owner in his plan and proved to everyone what a fantastic club they are... as 20-25,000 of them paying £400-500 would have made them competitive, especially alongside their academy.

But no... what they actually wanted to do was continue to give lots of free tickets away and have some of the lowest season ticket and match day prices around to try to cling onto some semblance of being a ‘big club’ and despite thinking we are scum for having a few who like punch ups with other like minded people, were gagging to jump in bed with anyone, including rich Arabs who make their money off the back of exploiting the environment and humans, as long as they bankroll their pathetic fantasy of being a big club without them having to!

Even now, they are desperate for a bloke from the highly dubious Barclays clan, to come and bail them out and bankroll this weird fetish they have had since the 1990s.

Personally, I blame the few zealots amongst their older support, who saw that because they had a huge ground once and when proper big London clubs and their fans turned up they could get massive crowds, for sweeping along some impressionable kids from Kent in the 1990s who had been content supporting Manchester United for creating this ‘big club’ fantasy.

They need to accept that they aren’t a Derby County or Nottingham Forest - clubs with a large and loyal regional fan base. But are in fact more like a mini Brighton & Hove Albion, in that when they are able to offer top flight football to a catchment area of many floating armchair football fans can draw decent crowds, but only have a small hardcore to draw upon when times are hard or just not better than top six in the second tier. Although, at least the people of Sussex are willing to at least pay proper prices for top flight football.
 
They used to be ok back in the day. There were a few old farts longing for the years following the war but they weren't that upperty. Now the kiddies in particular have ideas above their station and get on my tits. So screw em. Still better than the scum from p**a*e though.

This. They genuinely think that the premier league is their ‘rightful place’. Deluded.
 
This. They genuinely think that the premier league is their ‘rightful place’. Deluded.

I think the belief that they are a club similar to big regional clubs like Derby County, Nottingham Forest and Portsmouth in terms of hardcore support is their greatest delusion.
 
This one actually sees Bowyer for what he is:

"That was 100% predictable. No matter how much crap is going on in the background, we failed badly. Bowyer is bizarrely popular but in truth is a total failure as a manger. Just because some fans can relate to him he is popular, but that doesn’t excuse his negative tactics and his abject failure to scrap out those few points we needed in the last few matches to keep us in this league. I wont miss him. We are in the shit now with parasites running the club looking for a payday. They wont get be getting my money any more:.
 
To really see just how gullible Charlton fans are you need to go back to January of this year when some mysterious organisation came in to buy them. Without any diligence nearly every one of them fell hook line and sinker that this big money backer had come to take Charlton back to where they belong.

The reaction on social media was priceless, and so typically Charlton.

‘You’d best believe it, the anoraks now have BIIIIG money backers!!’

‘Strap yourselves in lads, we are Charlton Athletic and WE ARE BACK!’

‘You’ve heard it here first, premier league we coming!!!’

‘Make a date boys and mark my words-April 2023 Liverpool vs Charlton champions league semi-final’

‘New owners are minted...we’re fuckin RICH!!!!’

‘Announce promotion!!’

Among the tidal wave of hysteria was references to Man City and Chelsea and of course the snooty high horse digs at ‘Smallwall’. This mysterious Arab who to everyone else was giving off a dodgy smell was referred to as ‘His Excellency’ and career conman Matt Southall was hailed as the man to help Bowyer with the route back to the pinnacle of English football.

Southall done some live twitter thing on transfer deadline day making out he was at the training ground brokering some major deals. The anorak fans engaging with him were on the verge of hysteria, naming no end of famous highly rated footballers who they believed were on the verge of signing for the mighty Charlton Athletic.

They ended up with a knackered Aiden Mcgeady, a cast off from a cat shit league one Sunderland team. Even then the penny didn’t drop. Southall bought himself a couple of brand new range rovers on the club account and duly fucked off along with His Excellency Tahoon Nihmer.

Make no mistake Charlton are well and truly deep in shit and the bad news keeps on coming. Only this morning it emerged that Tom Lockyer their half decent CB has a release clause in his contract in the event of relegation.

Many are expecting them to be in administration in the next few weeks which raises the prospect of starting league one on minus 12 points, no manger, no players and seemingly no owners. And all this with potentially no crowds bringing in any income, not that they’re going to pack out the valley playing Fleetwood or Gillingham (which no doubt will be the Gills ‘cup final’).

Smallwall eh?!!
 
To really see just how gullible Charlton fans are you need to go back to January of this year when some mysterious organisation came in to buy them. Without any diligence nearly every one of them fell hook line and sinker that this big money backer had come to take Charlton back to where they belong.

The reaction on social media was priceless, and so typically Charlton.

‘You’d best believe it, the anoraks now have BIIIIG money backers!!’

‘Strap yourselves in lads, we are Charlton Athletic and WE ARE BACK!’

‘You’ve heard it here first, premier league we coming!!!’

‘Make a date boys and mark my words-April 2023 Liverpool vs Charlton champions league semi-final’

‘New owners are minted...we’re fuckin RICH!!!!’

‘Announce promotion!!’

Among the tidal wave of hysteria was references to Man City and Chelsea and of course the snooty high horse digs at ‘Smallwall’. This mysterious Arab who to everyone else was giving off a dodgy smell was referred to as ‘His Excellency’ and career conman Matt Southall was hailed as the man to help Bowyer with the route back to the pinnacle of English football.

Southall done some live twitter thing on transfer deadline day making out he was at the training ground brokering some major deals. The anorak fans engaging with him were on the verge of hysteria, naming no end of famous highly rated footballers who they believed were on the verge of signing for the mighty Charlton Athletic.

They ended up with a knackered Aiden Mcgeady, a cast off from a cat shit league one Sunderland team. Even then the penny didn’t drop. Southall bought himself a couple of brand new range rovers on the club account and duly fucked off along with His Excellency Tahoon Nihmer.

Make no mistake Charlton are well and truly deep in shit and the bad news keeps on coming. Only this morning it emerged that Tom Lockyer their half decent CB has a release clause in his contract in the event of relegation.

Many are expecting them to be in administration in the next few weeks which raises the prospect of starting league one on minus 12 points, no manger, no players and seemingly no owners. And all this with potentially no crowds bringing in any income, not that they’re going to pack out the valley playing Fleetwood or Gillingham (which no doubt will be the Gills ‘cup final’).

Smallwall eh?!!
Great post mate
 
When we get relegated it’s a bit gutting and we’re a bit pissed off for a day or two then we get on with it.
Very true mate, i'd go further and say some of us expect to be relegated cause it's part and parcel of following Wall, if it happens we just shrug our shoulders and say oh well that's life you get what you deserve, move on. A big part of why i can't be having Charlton or the Nigels is their sheer snobbery, it's great when it comes back to bite them on the arse!
 
Among the tidal wave of hysteria was references to Man City and Chelsea and of course the snooty high horse digs at ‘Smallwall’. This mysterious Arab who to everyone else was giving off a dodgy smell was referred to as ‘His Excellency’ and career conman Matt Southall was hailed as the man to help Bowyer with the route back to the pinnacle of English football.

Southall done some live twitter thing on transfer deadline day making out he was at the training ground brokering some major deals. The anorak fans engaging with him were on the verge of hysteria, naming no end of famous highly rated footballers who they believed were on the verge of signing for the mighty Charlton Athletic.

They ended up with a knackered Aiden Mcgeady, a cast off from a cat shit league one Sunderland team. Even then the penny didn’t drop. Southall bought himself a couple of brand new range rovers on the club account and duly fucked off along with His Excellency Tahoon Nihmer.
Great stuff mate.
 
To really see just how gullible Charlton fans are you need to go back to January of this year when some mysterious organisation came in to buy them. Without any diligence nearly every one of them fell hook line and sinker that this big money backer had come to take Charlton back to where they belong.

The reaction on social media was priceless, and so typically Charlton.

‘You’d best believe it, the anoraks now have BIIIIG money backers!!’

‘Strap yourselves in lads, we are Charlton Athletic and WE ARE BACK!’

‘You’ve heard it here first, premier league we coming!!!’

‘Make a date boys and mark my words-April 2023 Liverpool vs Charlton champions league semi-final’

‘New owners are minted...we’re fuckin RICH!!!!’

‘Announce promotion!!’

Among the tidal wave of hysteria was references to Man City and Chelsea and of course the snooty high horse digs at ‘Smallwall’. This mysterious Arab who to everyone else was giving off a dodgy smell was referred to as ‘His Excellency’ and career conman Matt Southall was hailed as the man to help Bowyer with the route back to the pinnacle of English football.

Southall done some live twitter thing on transfer deadline day making out he was at the training ground brokering some major deals. The anorak fans engaging with him were on the verge of hysteria, naming no end of famous highly rated footballers who they believed were on the verge of signing for the mighty Charlton Athletic.

They ended up with a knackered Aiden Mcgeady, a cast off from a cat shit league one Sunderland team. Even then the penny didn’t drop. Southall bought himself a couple of brand new range rovers on the club account and duly fucked off along with His Excellency Tahoon Nihmer.

Make no mistake Charlton are well and truly deep in shit and the bad news keeps on coming. Only this morning it emerged that Tom Lockyer their half decent CB has a release clause in his contract in the event of relegation.

Many are expecting them to be in administration in the next few weeks which raises the prospect of starting league one on minus 12 points, no manger, no players and seemingly no owners. And all this with potentially no crowds bringing in any income, not that they’re going to pack out the valley playing Fleetwood or Gillingham (which no doubt will be the Gills ‘cup final’).

Smallwall eh?!!

Excellent summary.

May I just add a personal highlight for me was when they were going on about having the ‘best looking’ Chairman in the FL re Matt Southall. Brilliant.