Pub for Norwich

[ParisWall]

Found the pub - no draught bitter, only bottles and cans.

No thank you.

Making my way to the Coach and Horses.

COYL!

 

[Overseaswall]

Sad news ,RIP to your mum
Let's hope our lads give you something to smile about this evening

 

[The Den]

Footballing opinions to a side - sorry for your loss Norwich.

 

[ParisWall]

Not a particular warm welcome at the Coach and Horses.

Walked up to the bar and the bloke said 'You Millwall?'

I sald 'Yes' to which he replied 'First sign of trouble and you're out that fuckin' door!'

Told him I was a 72 year old bloke, with Tenderises in my left ankle and osteoarthritis in my right knee.

Said it made no difference - a Brentford OAP on a Mobility Scooter caused £10,000 worth of damage last season; took six coppers to drag him out into the street.

Three zaps of Tazers, applied to his genitals, eventually calmed him down.

COYL!

 

[Owl]

Not a particular warm welcome at the Coach and Horses.

Walked up to the bar and the bloke said 'You Millwall?'

I sald 'Yes' to which he replied 'First sign of trouble and you're out that fuckin' door!'

Told him I was a 72 year old bloke, with Tenderises in my left ankle and osteoarthritis in my right knee.

Said it made no difference - a Brentford OAP on a Mobility Scooter caused £10,000 worth of damage last season; took six coppers to drag him out into the street.

Three zaps of Tazers, applied to his genitals, eventually calmed him down.

COYL!

 

[Edward Alistair]

Not a particular warm welcome at the Coach and Horses.

Walked up to the bar and the bloke said 'You Millwall?'

I sald 'Yes' to which he replied 'First sign of trouble and you're out that fuckin' door!'

Told him I was a 72 year old bloke, with Tenderises in my left ankle and osteoarthritis in my right knee.

Said it made no difference - a Brentford OAP on a Mobility Scooter caused £10,000 worth of damage last season; took six coppers to drag him out into the street.

Three zaps of Tazers, applied to his genitals, eventually calmed him down.

COYL!

Make your way to the Murderers (gardeners arms) later and I will let you buy me a drink.

 

[HastingsLion]

Lost my mum on Monday, happy now. Puts watching football on your doorstep into perspective.

May she rest in peace Mark my condolences

 

[ParisWall]

Make your way to the Murderers (gardeners arms) later and I will let you buy me a drink.

I'm on my way back to the Premier Inn, mate.

Those four pints have gone straight to my head.

Half a hour kip and a shower should see me right.

COYL!

 

[Kryan Bing]

I'm on my way back to the Premier Inn, mate.

Those four pints have gone straight to my head.

Half a hour kip and a shower should see me right.

COYL!

Put your alarm on and get a wake up call from the desk as well. Blokes your age, after an afternoon session tend to sleep right through until the next morning...apart from the four piss journeys to the toilet that is.

The game is tonight...not tomorrow afternoon.

 

[Terry_Hurlock]

I'm on my way back to the Premier Inn, mate.

Those four pints have gone straight to my head.

Half a hour kip and a shower should see me right.

COYL!

Fkin lightweight

 

[ParisWall]

Put your alarm on and get a wake up call from the desk as well. Blokes your age, after an afternoon session tend to sleep right through until the next morning...apart from the four piss journeys to the toilet that is.

The game is tonight...not tomorrow afternoon.

Shit.

Overslept.

Now I can't find my replica shirt!

Nightmare.

 

[Stowwall]

Put your alarm on and get a wake up call from the desk as well. Blokes your age, after an afternoon session tend to sleep right through until the next morning...apart from the four piss journeys to the toilet that is.

The game is tonight...not tomorrow afternoon.

 

[Stowwall]

I'm on my way back to the Premier Inn, mate.

Those four pints have gone straight to my head.

Half a hour kip and a shower should see me right.

COYL!

NTMIK

 

[Edward Alistair]

Shit.

Overslept.

Now I can't find my replica shirt!

Nightmare.

Did you make kick off?

 

[ParisWall]

Did you make kick off?

By the time I got to my seat in the South Stand, they were already one up.

Took a wrong turn after crosssing the river and ended up Kitts Hill.

Albanian Uber driver rescued my evening.

Thanks Bashkim.

 

[Stowwall]

By the time I got to my seat in the South Stand, they were already one up.

Took a wrong turn after crosssing the river and ended up Kitts Hill.

Albanian Uber driver rescued my evening.

Thanks Bashkim.

You're lucky, he must have missed his flight.