Morecambe v Bolton

Bolton's official Twitter account wrote: 'With Ian Evatt furious with something said in the stands by a home fan behind the dugout, the referee has pulled the players off
 
It's rumoured that they were singing that "Bod is a goal machine" and God had to ask what a " goal " was...thought it was northern slang for knut
 
Indeed....
A bit of stat wankery: The players were pulled off for fifteen minutes.
22 players pulled off, divided by 15 minutes, equates to a wank of 1 minute and .466666666666667 seconds per player.

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A real stato would gives us a proper breakdown. Tugs of the old chap per second, how many tugs from the first twitch to jumping the fence, then finally shots on target ratios from actual attempts. Back to work for you mate, i await the results with interest :geek: