Just a heads up if you have kids or grand kids that might fancy it.
Just tell them he has just come over from France and is definitely a schoolboyI'm taking my son to that game.
If he wears short trousers do you think he could take part?
They wouldn't notice, surely?
He's only 30 and 6'4".
Let Cooper lead him out onto the pitch holding his hand!I'm taking my son to that game.
If he wears short trousers do you think he could take part?
They wouldn't notice, surely?
He's only 30 and 6'4".
The believable part will be that you are his Grandad.I'm taking my son to that game.
If he wears short trousers do you think he could take part?
They wouldn't notice, surely?
He's only 30 and 6'4".
Foreign exchange schemeJust tell them he has just come over from France and is definitely a schoolboy
Did you call him Rodney?I'm taking my son to that game.
If he wears short trousers do you think he could take part?
They wouldn't notice, surely?
He's only 30 and 6'4".
Tell them he is one of the groovy gang!I'm taking my son to that game.
If he wears short trousers do you think he could take part?
They wouldn't notice, surely?
He's only 30 and 6'4".