Lurch is new fitness coach for the U21s

[Andover_Lion]

Having done such a good job providing nutrition to the players as Head Chef, he has been earning his coaching badges over the last couple of years and has now been rewarded with the role as fitness coach for the U21 team.

 

[silverlion]

Check the date!

 

[Andover_Lion]

Check the date!

I know you couldn’t make it up.

 

[adamsrill lion]

Check the date!

It is not 1st April today, so guess who is in the kitchen at Calmont Road, preparing breakfast ?

 

[Saxon Lion]

It is not 1st April today, so guess who is in the kitchen at Calmont Road, preparing breakfast ?

Why can’t they make their own breakfast before they go to training, nobody made mine before I went to work.

 

[adamsrill lion]

Why can’t they make their own breakfast before they go to training, nobody made mine before I went to work.

OMG, you should have seen the piles of bacon, sausages, mash and eggs not to mention the toast. Unfortunately it was all eaten before the players arrived !

 

[Phlion54]

He as to serve the food because one of the players asked another to pass the salt , it went 20 ft up in the air and landed yards from anyone

 

[High Life Street 2.0]

Didnt see him on the bench tonight and saw him talking to an uber eats driver in deptford at 4pm today. Think its bollocks mate.

 

[Peckham Lion]

has now been rewarded with the role as fitness coach for the U21 team.

It's a typo mate. I think you'll find it's 'fatness coach '.

 

[isle of dogs wall]

i never throught i would see a fat snide like him walk freely around the den