Hof

It’s relatively easy to get on there.
You just need to know someone who doesn’t know anyone
Give a thumbs up while doing a thumbs down.
Be a six foot midget
A four foot lanky fecker
Be a he/she/they/them/in/outer/up/downer/rough smoother/middle/ender/wet/dryer

And they then just give you the pass word in morse code in a bottle tossed into the ocean from Australia and then bobs your uncle
 
It’s relatively easy to get on there.
You just need to know someone who doesn’t know anyone
Give a thumbs up while doing a thumbs down.
Be a six foot midget
A four foot lanky fecker
Be a he/she/they/them/in/outer/up/downer/rough smoother/middle/ender/wet/dryer

And they then just give you the pass word in morse code in a bottle tossed into the ocean from Australia and then bobs your uncle
And fannys your uncle too...
 
It’s relatively easy to get on there.
You just need to know someone who doesn’t know anyone
Give a thumbs up while doing a thumbs down.
Be a six foot midget
A four foot lanky fecker
Be a he/she/they/them/in/outer/up/downer/rough smoother/middle/ender/wet/dryer

And they then just give you the pass word in morse code in a bottle tossed into the ocean from Australia and then bobs your uncle

Fuck me. I don't like the sound of all that stuff. There seems to be a lot of poofery and perversions going on there. I think I give the place a swerve.

At least with this gaff, we just have Ulster to navigate around.

:grinning:
 
It’s relatively easy to get on there.
You just need to know someone who doesn’t know anyone
Give a thumbs up while doing a thumbs down.
Be a six foot midget
A four foot lanky fecker
Be a he/she/they/them/in/outer/up/downer/rough smoother/middle/ender/wet/dryer

And they then just give you the pass word in morse code in a bottle tossed into the ocean from Australia and then bobs your uncle
You need to be a tall short fella that walks with a bit of a run