Harry the Haddock banned

[HappyLion]

Killjoys:

Harry Haddock banned from Grimsby FA Cup tie at Southampton

It is the first time the Mariners have reached the fifth round since 1996

www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk

Southampton, with the club emphasising that the decision isn't aimed at Mariners fans. Why who else takes an inflatable Haddock into a ground?

 

[Ulster Lion]

I suppose on the 'scale' of what else is going on in the world, it's a bit trivial, 'hali'but there's definitely something fishy about this.
Maybe they're afraid of a lot of 'pike'ys turning up.

 

[Polegate Lion]

I suppose on the 'scale' of what else is going on in the world, it's a bit trivial, 'hali'but there's definitely something fishy about this.
Maybe they're afraid of a lot of 'pike'ys turning up.

Could be a bit embarrassing if Southampton try and confiscate their Codpiece’s.

 

[ringo_the_lion]

I'm sure some enterprising Grimsby birds will be able to smuggle in some real haddock up their jack and dannys and no one will suspect a thing, they will just think the smell is normal.

 

[Peckham Lion]

Hope they get battered

 

[Polegate Lion]

The toss up must be a major dilemma for Grimsby. They’re torn between heads or tails.

 

[ringo_the_lion]

If they win they will be carping on about it for ages.

 

[Kryan Bing]

I suppose the BBC will have a big hard on over this tie.
There will be Bobby Monk(fish) all over the Plaice.
Good for the club financially though. They should 'net' a decent wedge.

 

[BigPaul]

I don’t know how big their stadium is, but I hope they fillet.

 

[HappyLion]

What they need is every fan to stuff something up their jumpers as a decoy while the haddock carriers sneak in. Sort of a red herring. However any one caught will be kippered. Apologies I dont mean to carp on. Right enough of the ruddy fish.

 

[STWall]

I suppose on the 'scale' of what else is going on in the world, it's a bit trivial, 'hali'but there's definitely something fishy about this.
Maybe they're afraid of a lot of 'pike'ys turning up.

You got me hook line and sinker there Ulster.

 

[Stowwall]

All these puns and jokes are wearing a bit fin.

 

[Ulster Lion]

I know. We must all be 'rudd'y bored. Though it's good the club warned supporters not to bring their inflatables, cos if some 'wrasse'cals turned up with their fish, they'd have been told to fuck 'orfe'.

 

[4evaLions]

I see you’re all having whale of a time

 

[CrawLion]

This is just a load of old Pollacks.

 

[albertrn]

Load of cods-wallop

 

[CrawLion]

Harry's got better things to do..

 

[Gaeilge Millwall]

Seems the chips are down for The mariners

 

[Stowwall]

I know. We must all be 'rudd'y bored. Though it's good the club warned supporters not to bring their inflatables, cos if some 'wrasse'cals turned up with their fish, they'd have been told to fuck 'orfe'.

Brill.

 

[ozwall]

Hope the Saints get caught floundering...