George Honeyman

Life with the Lions

Well-known member
Well, I never...I knew Storks delivered babies, but fuck me, I didn't know you could have them delivered first class by Royal Mail?
Yeah, but even by first class the babies are four days late, and arrive at your door at 4pm in the afternoon, when you’re still at work, and you get a note telling you the package (sprog), has been left with your next door neighbour!