Footballers with rude names like Shittu

[STWall]

“That’s what we do”! Now 43.

10 rubbish footballers with unreal rude names as Shittu celebrates birthday

Everyone here at Daily Star Sport is wishing Danny Shittu a very happy 43rd birthday - not only for his services to English football but also his iconic rude surname

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[onlyagame]

“It’s what we do”

 

[Arthur2shedsJackson]

Wayne Wanklyn played for Reading

 

[partisan_lion]

You had Brian Penus who played for Newcastle and Ralf Minge who played for Dynamo Dresden.

 

[4evaLions]

Can’t get ruder than this!

 

[High Life Street 2.0]

Danny Shittu! Very underrated wall player. He was very good. My mate and I made a point of watching him for a few games - obliterated players, won ever header, caused chaos in attacks, bossed the defense and the midfield. Intelligent passing. He really was a very good player for us. Though he was a bit of a "cult figure" he was actually a very sophisticated footballer.

 

[twigster]

Stefan Kuntz the German striker, surely names don't get ruder than that

 

[partisan_lion]

Looked online and found these delightful names..
Argelico Fucks - Played in and round South America from 1992 / 2007.
Rod Fanni - Played for Marseille and had 5 French international caps..

David Seaman.

 

[Lion of rotherhithe]

James MCcunt

 

[JF_Lion]

Fuchs, Kuntz, Fanni and Assman are good ones.

 

[Kryan Bing]

Stefan Kuntz the German striker, surely names don't get ruder than that

That was absolute comedy gold during Euro '96 when John Motson thought he was pissing it up in a pub watching Germany vs the Czech Republic:

 

[Millwall-84]

Paul Skinback

 

[Lionman]

Jason Cunty

 

[TheOneAndOnlyGazza]

Paul Skinback

Paul Dickoff (might be spelt differently)

 

[Ulster Lion]

Paddy Pissflaps......Belfast United. 1921-1924.
Walter Wankpuffin...... Londonderry Rovers, 1894-1896.
Ok, I admit I've just made that up.
No such teams.

 

[Eamon Dunphys tackle]

Or our favourite ground name, The Wankdorf Stadium, which was the home of Young Boys Berne in Switzerland.

 

[partisan_lion]

These aren't rude names, just nuts...
Norman Conquest...Team unknown.
Peter Pander... Currently at Monchengladbach.
Danger Fourpence... Zimbabwean.
Nortei Nortey...Part of the current Chelsea academy.
And my personal fave Mark De Man..Great footballing name and from Belgium.

 

[Zampa96]

Funnily enough, I think at the same time as we had Shittu, we had another player in our youth academy/U21's called... Danny Shitta! What are the odds of that lol!

 

[Secondwave]

Funnily enough, I think at the same time as we had Shittu, we had another player in our youth academy/U21's called... Danny Shitta! What are the odds of that lol!

Bog standard names!

 

[Denatheart]

William Wankmacokoff….CSKA Moscow