Cat burglar?

[Edward Alistair]

West Ham offer £25,000 reward after Zouma burglary

West Ham offer a £25,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of burglars who broke into Kurt Zouma's home.

www.bbc.co.uk

Why on earth does a football club need to offer a reward when it's the home of a multi millionaire?

 

[CrawLion]

Payback for the kicking.

 

[buster35]

I agree with your statement why on earth does a football club need to offer a reward.
But dispute that statement covers wet spam and Khunt Zouma are either of them.

 

[BigPaul]

West Ham offer £25,000 reward after Zouma burglary

West Ham offer a £25,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of burglars who broke into Kurt Zouma's home.

www.bbc.co.uk

Why on earth does a football club need to offer a reward when it's the home of a multi millionaire?

The same reason a club pays for a player’s family to visit for several months when the player can well afford to pay.
The richer you are, the less you have to pay for things.

 

[Lionchel]

"To have someone break into your home is a terrifying experience," said West Ham joint-chair David Sullivan

Now he knows how the cat felt

 

[HappyLion]

So one of their fans get their house ransacked. Will they offer a reward for them as well?

 

[Phlion54]

It was the Purrfect crime

 

[Overseaswall]

Hope they got away with everything and he wasn't insured

 

[hardleyse16]

I’m putting up a reward, if they go back a curl one off on Zouma’s dining table.

 

[King of The Jungle]

Pity it wasn't an aggravated burglary and the cunt wasn't done with a crowbar.

 

[King of The Jungle]

The richer you are, the less you have to pay for things.

That is a very astute observation; I like that.
You could also quote that phrase the other way around.

 

[BigPaul]

That is a very astute observation; I like that.
You could also quote that phrase the other way around.

Exactly so.
The rich are the biggest freeloaders, never expect to pay for anything.
The poor, on the other hand, always pick up the tab.