Tooled Up For Leeds

Is anyone going ‘TOOLED UP’ for leeds Saturday?

I AM!

Yes, my niece only seven years old, has brought me a radio and I must take it with me ‘or else’ she says, so I will be the sado with an Ear piece, but I’ve just thought… are you allowed to bring these into the Ground?

Also my nephew will be in tow and **** paying their prices, I will make a few sandwiches up and eat ’em there, can you do this? I wonder now as im typing. I ‘spose they could be considered dangerous, if thrown at a player what filling do you think will be safe?

Not that I aim to throw at an oppo player but it got me thinking now IF you did want to cause damage to somebody what filling could you use? I fancy a cheese Bagel with chives, cream cheese that is!

Peanut Butter (with hard peanuts) could have somebodys eye out for example. I recall at a ‘wall v Birmingham game a linesman had a steak and kidney pie thrown at him a few yearss ago, or was it steak and onion and was it still warm?, and why pay 1.80 then throw it, it doesn’t make sense.

A jam filling would stick causing slight discomfort but not really dangerous is it. I suppose onions if they were in could cause problems if near a players eye. (although how you’d tell from the scared stiff crapping themselves usual crying oppo player, I’d never know – Says Ed.)

Do they check before you go in, it’s no joke you could easily hide a stanley Blade in between slices. Our sponsors of the 1960s programmes. I may not bother now, maybe I’m thinking about it too much. I may opt for the chips in Ilderton Rd instead!