I had a problem with the headline, I thought I’d find out why Millwall had to call off a HOME game due to the weather and not exploding gas canisters and the official site, using powers of prediction have used the same headline as me.
Despite it happening on one or two occasions in the past this almost never occurs, not the official site predicting my award winning headlines, but a match being called off at the home of football.
‘Snow Joke’ is obvious, maybe I should have tilted towards ‘Players Can’t Mount Snow’Den’ or ‘Christ, Mass Of Fans See Barnsley’ve.’ Undoubtedly the weather has robbed fans of an historic day in a freezing British climate, with such chants as ‘Who’s the Wanker in The White’ and a good old snowball fight between fans.
Which comes down to security issues and the conspiracy theory circulating the fanbase. The perceived threat of mass snowball fights that were reported in the media as snippets a few days ago but which were soon subject to a Government D-Notice saw that the news didn’t continue.
Ken Chapman and his Police cohorts were so afraid of Millwall supporters building Snowmen in the early hours as barricades and arming themselves with Millwall Snowballs that the game was called off to avert another national crisis. Witness reports suggest the pitch was as green as it ever has been and that images have been photo shopped.
And can someone please tell me how that old git Ken Chapman hasn’t got the tintac yet and is still on the payroll? What happened to retirement, isn’t his police pension enough to saddle him off to some advisory committee where he can do damage to the whole of football instead of just Millwall?
So the game was called off and it was probably the right decision as the Police would’ve lost the Snowball fight and Snowmen would’ve been wearing their helmets, as well as half the league being in tatters and it’s also no surprise that half the country is also.
Most councils invested all their money in Iceland and didn’t buy gritters. Most of us remember going to school in this weather 25 years ago but these days they close everything down!!!
On a serious note, this is just the beginning. The country is losing billions of pounds daily because they can’t cope with snow, the game of football can’t see people struggle to matches anymore or players wrap up and kick a yellow ball on snow and the Football Association have never heard of a roof for club grounds.
Global cooling is a reality and has occurred in the past – the Thames froze over regularly in the 1600s and unless the country, football and government in general understand winters like these will prevail and continue for the foreseeable future, then Barnsley will have to keep going up and down the country on a sleigh pulled by local elves without kicking a ball and their club can ill afford that every winter.
Snow joke – well it isn’t really, it’s incredible that the UK comes to a standstill and fans robbed of their game because police bottle it in a snowball fight. ‘Met Police Melt From Millwall’
Snow Joke – Police Scared Of Sno’wall
