Very long walk from Oxford train Station to The Manor Ground, early80's.
Loads of Wall got off the train and around 20 jumped on a bus, I followed them on, all walked past the driver without paying - He threw a tantrum and said this bus aint going anywhere until you lot pay and got out the cab.
One of the Millwall lot, said fuck him, I drive for London Transport, jumped in the cab and proceeded to drive us the few miles to the ground. The other passengers were going mental as he didn't stop at any of the other stops. We then jumped off and legged it to the away end.
Funny as fuck & a true story.