Var

I’m guessing the premiership teams have it and the rest do not. Obviously we don’t have it so it worked against us on Saturday when palace’s first goal was offside but it worked for us three seasons ago when Cooper more or less punched the ball in the net against Everton
 
A size five plastic ball from Woolworth's that stung every time it hit your legs on a cold day . Some terrified kid in goal , no gloves .
Or playing on tarmac in a playground with 35 other nutty kids . Everyone of them wanting to score a goal.
VAR would have sorted that lot out.
 
It would have had its work cut out at the chaps takeover during the friendly with Tonbridge back in the day.