I remember us playing Martin’s Swansea side a few years ago at ours and it was probably the most mind numbingly boring games I’ve ever seen. I’m glad the prick is being found out that’s all I can say.
I think we won that game one nil but honestly his side spent most of the match passing the ball around for absolutely no reason going absolutely nowhere, just fucking about for the sake of it. Several times they had an opportunity to attack or even have a shot but no, they would pass the fucking thing all the way back to the keeper and start all over again. All this while Martin stood on the touchline animatedly holding fingers up and swirling his other hand around trying to give the impression that he was some kind of tactical genius.
I hate this modern idea that all football has to be played like that where we now have the ridiculous situation of lower league teams trying to play like the Barcelona side of ten years ago. Bollocks to Pep and the cunt at Arsenal with Lego hair, give me a few big tackles, crosses into the box, shots from distance and some actual entertainment instead of this total nonsense.