Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

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Moody said:
That Tooting on Charlton Life comes out with some drivel... another one, like DOUCHER, who if he hadn't been lucky enough to be born in the Kent borders in the sweet spot of the late 1950s to early 1970s would have been collecting shopping trollies these days in somewhere like Burnley... But he actually shows some insight here...


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Yes, this is exactly what the stroppy and entitled Charlton fans from the middle-class suburbs should do. Rather than get all faux angry at the police in the walkway, because they rightly don't want the tiny platform at South Bermondsey becoming overcrowded, just relax. I doubt anyone in that away end is important enough to demand that they shouldn't be inconvenienced for a bit, to allow a train platform to clear. Even though many of the angry middle-aged, middle-class men on Charlton Life feel that they do deserve special treatment.

They may be pleasantly surprised too, as they haven't been to The Den in quiet a while, thanks to moping around League One... But the away end has some decent food and drink options now. They could be having a chat and a drink, rather than embarrassing themselves again (look it up on YouTube) by threatening the police at the gates, but actually not doing anything, as their cushy office job and weekends mowing the lawn in crocs is too important to them really.
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It's a strange world some of them create and an even stranger understanding of football fans.
Even if the police do let Millwall go from SB first, it shouldn't take long before the anoraks will be allowed onto the platform as many Wall are fed up with being made to wait, they now take a different route home ( without strongly worded letters to the UN).
 
If we let them out at the same time as Wall fans, they would be shitting themselves and probably still sit in their seats with their coffee flask and wait for us to go.
 
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Moody said:
That Tooting on Charlton Life comes out with some drivel... another one, like DOUCHER, who if he hadn't been lucky enough to be born in the Kent borders in the sweet spot of the late 1950s to early 1970s would have been collecting shopping trollies these days in somewhere like Burnley... But he actually shows some insight here...


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Yes, this is exactly what the stroppy and entitled Charlton fans from the middle-class suburbs should do. Rather than get all faux angry at the police in the walkway, because they rightly don't want the tiny platform at South Bermondsey becoming overcrowded, just relax. I doubt anyone in that away end is important enough to demand that they shouldn't be inconvenienced for a bit, to allow a train platform to clear. Even though many of the angry middle-aged, middle-class men on Charlton Life feel that they do deserve special treatment.

They may be pleasantly surprised too, as they haven't been to The Den in quiet a while, thanks to moping around League One... But the away end has some decent food and drink options now. They could be having a chat and a drink, rather than embarrassing themselves again (look it up on YouTube) by threatening the police at the gates, but actually not doing anything, as their cushy office job and weekends mowing the lawn in crocs is too important to them really.
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The way I imagine most Charlton fans are lycra wearing cyclists with no lights and not stopping at crossings or traffic lights, they are far to important to have to wait anywhere or for anyone and refuse to use the cycle lanes.
 
There used to be many Charlton fans in South East London but they moved out to deepest Kent so that they could get their train fix every home game.
 
Edward Alistair said:
It's a strange world some of them create and an even stranger understanding of football fans.
Even if the police do let Millwall go from SB first, it shouldn't take long before the anoraks will be allowed onto the platform as many Wall are fed up with being made to wait, they now take a different route home ( without strongly worded letters to the UN).
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There'll be plenty of them that come on the club coaches. They bring quite a few coaches to the Den.
 
Almost time to start stepping up the ante with Spotters who sadly I know, can anyone direct me to that pic or vid of Lyle Taylor writing lines on a blackboard, "we'll never beat Millwall", or words to that effect. Cheers in advance
 
I see they have just taken a giant leap towards champions league qualification by signing Lyndon Dykes from the brummies.
 
I see the delusion is still strong over at Charlton Life... Their maths has always been awful.

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19,000 - 3,000 away fans = 16,000.

Now, I saw the highlights and it looks like they handed out c2,000 comps again and included them in the attendance as per what Charlton Athletic FC has done for 30 years now to play up being a, erm, medium sized club. So tinpot.
 
The boring bunch of flask drinking weirdos that are CAST have put out a statement today to inform everyone that they are in touch with the Met Police about ‘the safety arrangements for our fans in and around The Den on Saturday’.

What is the matter with these bunch of sad fucks? And why have they got such a self righteous high opinion of themselves? It’s a derby game for fucks sake, I suppose we’ll have another four months of inquests and petitions to put up with after Saturday.
 
Ilderton Wanderer said:
The boring bunch of flask drinking weirdos that are CAST have put out a statement today to inform everyone that they are in touch with the Met Police about ‘the safety arrangements for our fans in and around The Den on Saturday’.

What is the matter with these bunch of sad fucks? And why have they got such a self righteous high opinion of themselves? It’s a derby game for fucks sake, I suppose we’ll have another four months of inquests and petitions to put up with after Saturday.
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There is a new app for them, apparently all you have to do is be within 2 miles of The Den and it's like calling an uber but instead you get your own personal police officer escort you to the ground.
 
Ilderton Wanderer said:
The boring bunch of flask drinking weirdos that are CAST have put out a statement today to inform everyone that they are in touch with the Met Police about ‘the safety arrangements for our fans in and around The Den on Saturday’.

What is the matter with these bunch of sad fucks? And why have they got such a self righteous high opinion of themselves? It’s a derby game for fucks sake, I suppose we’ll have another four months of inquests and petitions to put up with after Saturday.
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Prats are gonna prat.
 
Overseaswall said:
Derby turned them over tonight 😂
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I reckon they’ve used up all their luck this season. Just need the teams below them to start picking up points.

And to think they gave that crank Jesus Jones a five year contract 😂😂😂 clear to anyone who knows anything about football that he’s a pound shop Ian Holloway. Absolute fraud the fella with zero tactical sense.
 
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