New ticket system
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Saxon Lion
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The whole world’s IT collapsed mate. Look on the OS, it explains it there.
Poplar Lion
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It's because of the worldwide IT outage. Not the club's fault.
Saxon Lion
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Due to a worldwide IT outage outside of the club’s control, all ticket sales, online and in-person, are currently unavailable until further notice.
BigPaul
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Can we have an agreement, just for me, not to use the non word ***age?
It is not a real word. It is made up by Yanks whom we all know have an average IQ somewhere between a snail and a sperm.
We have plenty of proper words in this rich language of ours.
I suggest failure or breakdown as two which are eminently suitable in this case.
That other word just drives me crazy.
It is not a real word. It is made up by Yanks whom we all know have an average IQ somewhere between a snail and a sperm.
We have plenty of proper words in this rich language of ours.
I suggest failure or breakdown as two which are eminently suitable in this case.
That other word just drives me crazy.
NoOneLikesMe
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Would you find 'fuck-up' to be acceptable?
Edward Alistair
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IF this happens on a matchday will the game be called off or played without fans if the turnstiles also aren't working?
Poplar Lion
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Probably Trump
BigPaul
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Infinitely more acceptable, yes!
lincolnlion
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Failure.
Edward Alistair
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World wide? Does this include Russia and China
Crowdstrike and Microsoft: What we know about global IT outage
A mass IT outage has caused chaos around the world, with major airlines among the victims.
www.bbc.co.uk
If they use Crowdstrike and Microsoft then yes.
Budgies' Boy
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Only if we can ban 'up tick" too!
Gaeilge Millwall
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Cock rot ??
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I make Paul right, When i first see the headline i thought fuck me a global amnesty for Sausage jockies and key jangling, square jawed, rug munchers? Whatever next? National no burgling day in Liverpool?
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I went to my GP and told her i thought i may have cock rot. Real stunner she is. She says okay Pecks lets have a look at the old chap for you then. So i reluctantly* bend it in half and take it out. She grabs hold of it and gives it a few squeezes, gives it a a few more squeezes, touches the top, the bottom, gives a few gentle flicks, clasps her hand around it and rubs her hand up and down it andthen stops.
By this stage the old chap was twitching quicker than Harry Redknapp in a car park on transfer deadline day. She tells me i can pull me boxers back up and says,,,,,,,,,,, I'm pleased to tell you that it's fine and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it at all ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yes doctor i know, it's perfect isn't it
FLLion
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Just because you can not envisage the appropriate usage of correct verbiage is not reason for you to insult superior personage. Certainly your peerage would take umbrage at your display of intellectual blockage that might lead many to outrage.
