New non-executive director

I fcking hate "no worries," and "reach out." I don't worry, I get pissed off.. And then, if I reach for anything it will probably be a beer and smoke.
 
Just total bullshit!

The last few years of my working life was a nightmare listening to newly-graduated marketing plebs coming out with 'management speak'at every meeting.

I miss the creative side of the job, but not all the bullshit.

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For the last few years of my working life I was in a team with people not born when I started with the organisation. For me, it was using 'like' every other word!
 
When I had a tarmac firm, my partners management speak to the blokes on the job was, Hurry up, or pull your finger out ya C@#T or you'll be up the road.
Not very complicated.
He was soft as shit really 😅😅
 
I loved the letters sent by owner Joe Maplin to the camp manager to be read out to the staff "Right, look here you lot" Hi-de_hi.