Hi Guys*

Welcome back mate hope all is well with you & car park man, back just in time to terrorise the Nigel’s again.
Cheers mate.

Yeah the Nigels eh. Not sure if I've got the bottle to go to the stadio del spastic again to be honest mate.

Terrified I'll bump into that animal Norbert of Norbury. Fucker ironed me out with some nasty words and a life threatening Chinese burn to the right arm.

Bloke should be locked up the rampant thug*


PS

Anyone got any spares?

Carpark man is useless since he ran off the wheel clamper bird from Southwark council

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