Haters Arms Update

[HappyLion]

Dilbert Stiffcock , land lord of the Haters Arms is considering calling it a day. Following an unexpected uptick in Millwalls form he has noticed a marked reduction in the number of punters. He added that after the last home game against QPR his security officer Tony ‘testicle crusher’ Edwards had caught a customer smiling. Crusher had a discreet word and later helped him to the ambulance. Later that evening two more punters were found hiding in the toilets and grinning while looking at the Championship table. This really was the last straw. Dilbert said “I have reached the end of the road. I live for the wailing of my customers and the sound of tears falling into their pints of carling. I am shutting the pub and am in the process of buying one close to Charltons ground.

 

[wallyboy]

Brilliant Happy.
The only worry is will they turn it a HMO.

 

[obeney]

Last time I walked past it I had a bottle thrown at me for whistling "Let 'Em Come'..

 

[Drooper]

Always serve an excellent pint of bitter.

 

[champs08]

I'd hang in there Dilbert. You're only ever 3 home losses on the bounce before the usual suspects return. You might even get a couple back Saturday night if we get an hiding at the whippet shaggers.

 

[wall to wall 82]

The owner selling up probably turning into a Turkish barber shop or American candy store

 

[VassalsWall]

The owner selling up probably turning into a Turkish barber shop or American candy store

Round our way it'd be another nail bar!

 

[HappyLion]

CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

 

[Zampaway]

I've heard Poplar is in discussion to buy it from the administrator for a quid... could be a shrewd decision as we are always one defeat away from the sky caving in on here with some..... albeit not seen them for a while

 

[CrawLion]

Being converted into a LGBTQ+- mince in centre. *

 

[Budgies' Boy]

Being converted into a LGBTQ+- mince in centre. *
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Paint Job by Del Boy and Rodney?*

 

[olderlion50]

Opening 8.30 tonight a que forming outside

 

[Lionlincs]

Grand reopening free bar

 

[Luckymart]

Woohoo! Pint for me please

 

[HastingsLion]

Topless barmaids the place is rammed,still a couple chairs out back but the tables are burning

 

[Bexleybill]

Pint please, out with neil

 

[champs08]

Mega lock in tonight. Wife’s been told not to expect me home until the early hours. Even take £5 coins down for the juke box.

 

[rooferboy]

AN just sent a monkey over as an apology.

 

[obeney]

I thought he selected them last night.

 

[Stowwall]

Not for me . Too far to walk ,even for the additional ' amenities ' .
I'm sure some were queuing before the Leeds game , didnt have long to wait , bless em.