Fat Steak Bake Dan

Narrator: This is Dan. Dan had bitch tits.
 

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He's sorted for christmas
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Dan,
We here at Owl Parliament do not have the option of just popping into a Greggs, fucking shoving someone's missus or mistress out of the way and snatching her family's freshly prepped sausage roll from her mitts.. No, we have to work for ours. It is now that I proudly present to you the OP Mega Roll.. Freshly ground, double seasoned with onion, peppers (chili, black ground and serrano) and berbere.. Missus even slit the lid all fancy-like .. No draws here friend, only winners.. Remember that envy make enemies instead of friends..
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Dan,
We here at Owl Parliament do not have the option of just popping into a Greggs, fucking shoving someone's missus or mistress out of the way and snatching her family's freshly prepped sausage roll from her mitts.. No, we have to work for ours. It is now that I proudly present to you the OP Mega Roll.. Freshly ground, double seasoned with onion, peppers (chili, black ground and serrano) and berbere.. Missus even slit the lid all fancy-like .. No draws here friend, only winners.. Remember that envy make enemies instead of friends..
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That looks like proper grub. Top marks. :thumbup:

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