Any statwankers out there?

unit4

Well-known member
Have we ever scored 4 out of the only 5 shots we've had,and more to the point 4 from 4 on target?
 
Yes, mate.
We do it all the time.
Surprised you didn't know that, really. :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning:

I guess what I'm really saying is I couldn't care less. WE WON, end of.
Just enjoy it.
Hey mate, apart from Car Tips and Gloryholes, what other stuff you been looking into recently ?
 
Mathematical statwankery:

Flemming's hatrick was scored in the 4th, 16th snd 64th minutes - 4 x 16 = 64.

Added statwankery Cresswell scored in the 72nd and their goals were scored in the 20th and 28th minutes. All 6 goals scored in minutes divisible by 4.

Sure I'll get pelters for that, but who gives a fuck. We won
 
Mathematical statwankery:

Flemming's hatrick was scored in the 4th, 16th snd 64th minutes - 4 x 16 = 64.

Added statwankery Cresswell scored in the 72nd and their goals were scored in the 20th and 28th minutes. All 6 goals scored in minutes divisible by 4.

Sure I'll get pelters for that, but who gives a fuck. We won
I salute you sir. 👏👏👏Stat wankery at its finest.
 
Mathematical statwankery:

Flemming's hatrick was scored in the 4th, 16th snd 64th minutes - 4 x 16 = 64.

Added statwankery Cresswell scored in the 72nd and their goals were scored in the 20th and 28th minutes. All 6 goals scored in minutes divisible by 4.

Sure I'll get pelters for that, but who gives a fuck. We won
I bet Carol Vorderman worked that out for you.
 
Mathematical statwankery:

Flemming's hatrick was scored in the 4th, 16th snd 64th minutes - 4 x 16 = 64.

Added statwankery Cresswell scored in the 72nd and their goals were scored in the 20th and 28th minutes. All 6 goals scored in minutes divisible by 4.

Sure I'll get pelters for that, but who gives a fuck. We won
More precisely, it is an example of arithmetic coincidence.

I'm pleased that I have been able to enrich board members' Sunday😁

Proud to be a pedant and statwanker.

We won!!!!!!!!!