Quotes from the Charlton no life forum
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Kryan Bing
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LennytheLion
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You’re right that is disturbing on so many levels
Life with the Lions
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That’s why Danish Dave bought them!
He‘s now down with them good old country boys in deepest, darkness, SE7!
He has now traded in his rock guitar for a couple of banjo’s, and has been known to say to the men in the office, “You sure look pritty,” whilst looking lustfully at their arse, drooling constantly and saying stuff about squealing little piggy’s!
Life with the Lions
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Over on Into the Valium, had to chuckle at the following comments regarding their pre season, and that 6-1 win over Dartford!
Dartford36 obviously typed the following with considerable glee!
“The Spanners only managed a 2-0 win at Dartford tonight.“
He was roundly put in his place by aucklandaddick, who replied very wisely:
”As much as it really hurts me to say this but the spanners are currently light years ahead of us in regards to building a successful club.”
smudge7946 came to the aid of Dartford36, with this absolute gem:
“Its just one of those mad blips that you get sometimes. We will be swapping leagues this season.”
jonkool was, understandably negative (but realistically truthful), about smudger’s wild claim:
”Sadly I just don’t think so. They get full value from their limited buck.”
Maybe I’m being too harsh on old smudger. Perhaps what he was getting at is that Wall will swap the Championship for promotion to the PL, and the spotters will be swapping league 1 for relegation to league 2!
Dartford36 obviously typed the following with considerable glee!
“The Spanners only managed a 2-0 win at Dartford tonight.“
He was roundly put in his place by aucklandaddick, who replied very wisely:
”As much as it really hurts me to say this but the spanners are currently light years ahead of us in regards to building a successful club.”
smudge7946 came to the aid of Dartford36, with this absolute gem:
“Its just one of those mad blips that you get sometimes. We will be swapping leagues this season.”
jonkool was, understandably negative (but realistically truthful), about smudger’s wild claim:
”Sadly I just don’t think so. They get full value from their limited buck.”
Maybe I’m being too harsh on old smudger. Perhaps what he was getting at is that Wall will swap the Championship for promotion to the PL, and the spotters will be swapping league 1 for relegation to league 2!
A mad blip! They've got more chance of swapping leagues with Dartford under that Danish lunatic.
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Honestly didn’t know whether to put this here or over on Daily Laugh…..
Henry Irving on CharltonNoLife put up a picture stat of Bradshaw’s goals etc. which RedRobin commented on, saying, “Interesting, would command a fee.“
mattinfinland then typed (no doubt with a straight face), “Will he drop to league one?“
foreveraddickted said, “Signal of intent from Thomas if he stumps up the £4m that Bradshaw is valued at.”
only for Richard J to hit their train into the buffers with, “Bradshaw signed a new 'long term deal' at Millwall in January.”
”if he stumps up the £4m that Bradshaw is valued at.” Fucking hell, does this silly cunt think Bradshaw is really worth that? Even if we rated Bradshaw at £2M, there’s no way Danish Dave is gonna spend more than £100,000 on a forward!
We’re gonna have to come up with a better word to describe these tossers over at SE7, as ‘delusional’ isn’t cutting it anymore!
Henry Irving on CharltonNoLife put up a picture stat of Bradshaw’s goals etc. which RedRobin commented on, saying, “Interesting, would command a fee.“
mattinfinland then typed (no doubt with a straight face), “Will he drop to league one?“
foreveraddickted said, “Signal of intent from Thomas if he stumps up the £4m that Bradshaw is valued at.”
only for Richard J to hit their train into the buffers with, “Bradshaw signed a new 'long term deal' at Millwall in January.”
”if he stumps up the £4m that Bradshaw is valued at.” Fucking hell, does this silly cunt think Bradshaw is really worth that?
Even if we rated Bradshaw at £2M, there’s no way Danish Dave is gonna spend more than £100,000 on a forward! We’re gonna have to come up with a better word to describe these tossers over at SE7, as ‘delusional’ isn’t cutting it anymore!
EVOJM1972
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East Cheam Div 3?
Ulster Lion
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What a bunch of strange cunts. I still can't get over him sticking his finger up his own arse.... especially if his mate was bent over heaving.I await Ulster's response...
Fucking weirdos.
Kryan Bing
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CrawLion
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Yes, weirdos...
As they once said , don't look a gift arse in the mouth!
As they say on there "One up the bum, no harm done" 
TheOneAndOnlyGazza
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Don't think they could afford his wages even if he was a free transfer.
robbo555
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Wait a fucking minute. His mate was dry heaving so he fingered his mate's arsehole then put the shitty digit under his nose to make him chuck up???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
HappyLion
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I didnt understand any of that. However I can confirm two things. I wont be your drinking buddy and I wont be sharing a bag of chips.
Stompie
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I never share chips. They are a couple of quid buy your own.
But also that was a Charlton fan.
Ulster Lion
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I thought it was his own arse he stuck his finger up.
