FIFA, UEFA, The FA and The Football League are about to announce an amazing change to association football, a league for rivals, a move to ensure vital change.
New rules will come into play next season which will see the following, periods of football followed by rounds of boxing and fans will be able to nominate their showman or showgirl for each match and half – no sexism here.
For years the authorities have tried to combat football hooliganism and on the pitch battles between players but have now conceded that it should be part and parcel of the game. Fans have joked in the past that they should allow on the pitch rumbles, now it’s coming.
The schedule would run like this
3.00pm Kick off
3.20pm GK bout
3.30pm Resume play
3.50pm Strikers bout
4.00pm Resume play
4.20pm Half time
4.30pm Fans bout in half time
4.40pm Second half kicks off
5.00pm Midfielders bout
5.10pm Resume play
5.30pm Defence bout
5.40pm Resume play
6.00pm Final whistle
6.10pm Fans Bout decider
6.30pm Results announced and trophies awarded
Well if they can have Chess Boxing…
Football Boxing
