Newly elected British Prime Minister; David Nick Clegg Cameron will leave his new abode over the weekend and meet up with his new and free security force for a walkabout in Greater London.
MI5 are hailing it as a success and the general public are very happy to see David Cameron save yet more money from the public purse as he enlists Millwall as his personal entourage.
This Saturday the Prime Minister will join tens of thousands of Millwall fans on a walkabout of London, listening to people’s gripes and pains from the last decade and gaining insight into how everyone’s lives can change for the better by Saturday night.
David has participated in se16_BEN_se16’s very interactive Wembley Stadium Seating Thingy and declared his position as slightly right of centre and in block 201.
Other Lions and Lionesses have also entered their block positions from the House of Lords right down to the much more appreciated, House of Commons. Conservative aids have done their best to ensure a relatively political free match by placing Bob Crow on the opposite bench and in Block 133.
Enter your positions and join in debate over at the MillwallOnline forum I have been asked to inform you all to please stay off the pitch at Wembley at the final whistle as it will take Tatts and family bloody ages to run down the stairs, please give advance warning. Millwall ground troops and paratroopers are currently returning from Afghanistan should additional resources be required around the ground.
David Cameron Leaves No 10
